
Escape to a quirky, off-grid stay in the heart of West Sussex for your next romantic getaway. At Skoolie Stays, you’ll share slow mornings, firelit evenings, and countryside views — all from the comfort of a lovingly converted American school bus.
Your Quirky Hideaway for Two
Forget cookie-cutter hotel rooms — this is a genuine American yellow school bus, transformed into a design-forward glamping hideaway. Its timber-clad interior, clever layout, and cosy spaces are made for couples.
At the back of the bus, the king-size bed looks out over the fields. A comfy sofa sits by the log burner, and the kitchen is fully equipped for cooking together. With solar power, reclaimed finishes, and an off-grid ethos, it’s a stay that feels good in every sense.

Evenings to Remember
Step onto your private hot tub deck as the sun goes down. Soak under the stars, surrounded by peaceful fields, before drying off and curling up by the firepit. On clear nights, the sky puts on a show — no TV needed.
Inside, light the stove and enjoy the warm glow and quiet stillness of countryside life. It’s the kind of evening you’ll remember long after the trip ends.

Days Out—or In: Local Experiences Near Thakeham
Whether you want a day of exploring or total relaxation, Skoolie Stays is ideally located for low-key, high-reward adventures:
- Kinsbrook Vineyard – Family-run, stylish, and local. Enjoy wine tastings, small plates, and vineyard views just minutes away.
- South Downs National Park – Perfect for hand-in-hand hikes, scenic drives, or a countryside picnic.
- Amberley Museum & Heritage Centre – Historic, hands-on, and full of character.
- Arundel Castle & Town – Romantic architecture, riverside walks, and cosy tearooms.
- Parham House & Gardens – A peaceful estate with formal gardens and hidden charm.
Or just stay put — nap in the hammock, read by the fire, and enjoy the simple luxury of having no schedule.

Comfort Meets Adventure
The Skoolie is designed to make off-grid living effortless. You’ll have hot showers, a real flushing toilet, a full kitchen, and a layout that feels both compact and expansive.
There are no neighbours, no noise — just you, the sky, the fields, and time to enjoy them.

At a Glance
- Sleeps: 2 (plus optional Murphy beds for 2 more)
- Location: Thakeham, West Sussex
- Hot tub: Private deck with countryside views
- Eco features: Solar power, reclaimed materials, off-grid systems
- Cooking: Full kitchen + outdoor firepit
- Pets: Sorry, no dogs or pets
Ready for a romantic break that’s anything but ordinary?